Well, it had to happen, didn’t it? In a grossly time-consuming process, I’ve set up the all new Heroesonline Myspace identity. Do you want to be our friend? Sure you do! In this day and age, you don’t really know who your friends are–that’s where the Internet comes in. With Myspace and other similarly ingenious web-based services, you not only can have your friends identified for you digitally, but hosts of other new “friends” can find you. Why, in the last ten minutes, we’ve gotten friend requests from Angela, Phoebe, Bertha, Linda, and Candy, all of whom are apparently the same waitress at Hooters. Also 2 reggaeton bands are feeling very friendly toward us. It is our sincere hope that you are feeling friendly toward us as well: if we can’t be friends on Myspace, then how can we be friends at all?